These are all great. I want them on a T-shirt. How about it, Empson? How ‘bout some fuckin’ T-shirts?

These are all great. I want them on a T-shirt. How about it, Empson? How ‘bout some fuckin’ T-shirts?

mirksilua:

I went on Facebook for the first time and months and got thought about TMNT. This is the result.

"yo: pinball owns"

pinball is basically the coolest game you could ever play:

-real mertal balls flying around at high speeds inside basically a miniature theme park in a box

- you get to launch the ball real fast and it can go up a ramp or in a magic hole, sometimes there’s a magnet? sick.

-prety much anything you hit with that ball is going to make some wacky sounds at you. go up a ramp and maybe a lady tells you a secret. check it out.

-mULTIBALL like three balls come out at once and you just jam on those flips and there’s balls flyin all over and just look at those points man you’re gettin the got damn jackpot

-hit the machine when you get mad and it might get angry right back at you and take away your hard earned points or put your ball in the loser zone. this game doesn’t have to take shit from you. back off.

— dropkickpikachu

littlebixuit:

Beatrice and Benedick being sneaky

gravityeye:

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA suck it.

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pinneddownbythedark:

and the lord said ‘take this all of you and eat it, this is my body which will be given up for you” and gordon ramsay replied “bland, dry, and tastless”

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sakibatch:

annyskod:

John’s reaction to Sherlock’s deduction : Season1/Season2

-Spot the differences-

FUCKING CHOKING HELP ME—

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drunktopus:

eeternalpizzapartyy:

infinitenap:

SORRY

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there has never been a more relevant comic

Happy Canada Day.

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